"Unique Ridge! Leaves NO THING behind!!"
And I though "Well, that is a bit . . . gross."
Later, when I got home and went to put the TP where it belonged, I realized that I had, in fact, purchased paper towels.
It all makes sense now.
But if the TP company is looking for a new slogan, I have a great one for 'em!
Note: I apologize for the over abundance of potty posts . . . but I can't promise it will get any better=)