- Fifty little kid bums staring at you as fifty little people bow low before their Lord in the Eucharist.
- Fifty little people follow Father around the Church, completely enthralled by what he has to teach them.
- Fifty little people gather in the gym to eat pizza and sip lemonade . . . from Budweiser cups.
- Ten mothers stand around discussing what it is like to be pregnant . . . again.
- Ten dad's discuss their lack of clean clothing . . . .because their wives are pregnant. Again.
Who wouldn't love to be Catholic?