This morning at about 4:30, Christopher came into the room looking for Andrew, claiming: "The blanket under the bed is breathing! Or maybe Slow* came alive?? Daddy!! Come help me figure it out!"
So Daddy dragged himself out of bed to investigate the resident monster.
As it turned out, PeterXavier had fallen out of bed, blanket and all, continued to slumber peacefully on the floor.
*"Slow" is the gigantic-humongous-ridiculously-large-get-it-out-of-my-house bear who lives on PeterXavier's little bed.