19 February 2009

My Life: A Six Year Olds Version

If you know me well enough to know the stories my family tells about me, you will find this funny.

Christopher talking to Grace: Once, Mama got a bone stuck in her mouth and she couldn't close it!! And then, she fainted and FELL IN THE RIVER!!! Hahaha."

I'm sure if I let him go long enough, a goat would have jumped into save me.


Anonymous said...

Sarah: I remember each one of those incidents. They were all hilariously funny...but they DID NOT all happen on the same day. Thanks be to God. That was what made life a continuing adventure raising you guys....goats, chicken bones, fainting, floating away in a raging river, 1,000 water balloons bursting in the upstairs bathroom and dripping clear through to the basement, mouth to mouth resusitation on drowning hamsters (using a straw), hanging barbies,long,gross,snaky fish who jumped right out of the bowl, fires caused by making pirate maps....I haven't told your children nearly all the stories that I have stored in my head.
Yo Mama (who else would know this stuff??) Look for future installments.

PS I would give a billion dollars to do all again. Well, maybe not ALL, but most.

Love, Mama

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